In article <dc4nh1dql0v38bm6ltcs6rsr6uidf49p9k@4ax.com>, Lil Stinker
NP-g07 <lilstinker@pu.net> wrote:
> Viagra Quickies
> (most of these are pretty terrible)
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> Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat.
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> New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.
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> The man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up.
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> Bread with Viagra as an added ingredient is being marketed through a
> Boston bakery under the name "Pepperidge Firm".
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> Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man
> took twelve pills and his wife died.
>
> ...Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his
> throat and suffered from a stiff neck.
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> Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're
> up all night.
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> How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb? One
> little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb.
>
> The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.
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> The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive.
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> Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a
> 2-minute ride.
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> Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause
> them to spin around and point north.
>
> The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.
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> "Micro" and "Soft". Needs Viagra!
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> Viagra Lite: For people who only want to masturbate
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> Lil Stinker
> "just havin' fun!"
Well, I like this one:
> Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause
> them to spin around and point north.
Y Not :-)
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