The Bear NP-g13 <The Bear@Cave.com> wrote in
news:1143817834_172@news-east.n:
> Law of Mechanical Repair:
> After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
> itch or you'll have to pee.
>
> Law of the Workshop:
> Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
>
> Law of Probability:
> The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
> stupidity of your act.
>
> Law of the Telephone:
> If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
>
> Law of the Alibi:
> If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
> tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
>
> Variation Law:
> If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start
> to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
>
> Law of the Bath:
> When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
>
> Law of Close Encounters:
> The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
> with someone you don't want to be seen with
>
> Law of the Result:
> When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
>
> Law of Biomechanics:
> The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
>
> Law of the Theatre:
> At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
> arrive last.
>
> Law of Coffee:
> As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
> to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
>
> Murphy's Law of Lockers:
> If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
> lockers.
>
> Law of Rugs/Carpets:
> The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a
> floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
> carpet/rug.
>
> Law of Location:
> No matter where you go, there you are.
>
> Law of Logical Argument:
> Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
>
> Brown's Law:
> If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
>
> Oliver's Law:
> A closed mouth gathers no feet.
>
> Wilson's Law:
> As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop
> making it.
>
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Great post!
Thanks Bear.
You trying to put me out of business?
Lil Stinker
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