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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <lilstinker@pu.net>
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Subject: Deep Heat
Date: Sun, 04 Sep 2005 19:56:03 -0500
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Deep Heat
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three
girls at once,and I need something to keep me horny.. keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer
and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra
Strength" and says,
"Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."
The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."
The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy goes up to the
pharmacist and pulls down his pants.The pharmacist looks in horror as
he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging
off in some places. The man says,
"Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."
The pharmacist replies,
"You're not going to put Deep Heat on that are you?"
The man says,
"No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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