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Subject: Lessons Learned
From: Lil Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net>
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Date: Wed, 08 Mar 2006 05:42:30 GMT
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Lessons I've learned...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion,
not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are
more fucked up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're
finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take
its place.
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're
down will be the ones who do.
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their
dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they
will eventually get arrested and end up in the
local paper.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from
you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.
Lil Stinker
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