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Subject: Re: Job Interviews
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:22:33 -0500
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In article <Xns977CD89EE6EF11op34j6jrgjuarp34ju6@140.99.99.130>, Lil
Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net> wrote:
> Job Interviews
>
>
> Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest
> corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience
> interviewing prospective employees...
>
> A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.
>
> Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the
> interviewer and the music at the same time.
>
> Candidate fell and broke arm during interview.
>
> Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger
> and french fries in the interviewers office.
>
> Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace the
> interviewer.
>
> Candidate said he never finished high school because he was kidnapped and
> kept in a closet in Mexico.
>
> Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few
> minutes later wearing a headpiece.
>
> Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by having
> the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.
>
> Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how
> to answer specific interview questions.
>
> Candidate brought large dog to interview.
>
> Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed standing
> up.
>
> Candidate dozed off during interview.
>
> The employers were also asked to list the "most unusual" questions that
> have been asked by job candidates.
>
> "What is it that you people do at this company?"
>
> "What is the company motto?"
>
> "Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"
>
> "What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?"
>
> "Why do you want references?"
>
> "Do I have to dress for the next interview?"
>
> "I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"
>
> "Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?"
>
> "Will the company pay to relocate my horse?"
>
> "Does your health insurance cover pets?"
>
> "Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?"
>
> "Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?"
>
> "Do you think the company would be willing to lower my pay?"
>
> "Why am I here?"
>
> Also included are a number of unusual statement made by candidates during
> the interview process...
>
> I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement.
>
> At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking.
>
> I feel uneasy indoors.
>
> Sometimes I feel like smashing things.
>
> Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars.
>
> I think that Lincoln was greater than Washington.
>
> I get excited very easily.
>
> Once a week, I usually feel hot all over.
>
> I am fascinated by fire.
>
> I like tall women.
>
> Whenever a man is with a woman he is usually thinking about sex.
>
> People are always watching me.
>
> If I get too much change in a store, I always give it back.
>
> Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct.
>
> I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker.
>
> I never get hungry.
>
> I know who is responsible for most of my troubles
>
> If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival.
>
> I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me.
>
> My legs are really hairy.
>
> I think I'm going to throw-up.
>
>
>
>
> Lil Stinker
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