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Subject: Hunting Dog
From: Lil Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net>
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Date: Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:15:07 GMT
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Hunting Dog
A guy decides he wants to learn how to hunt. Needing a good hunting dog,
he visits a farmer who has been advertising hounds in the newspaper. The
farmer shows him several dogs, but the guy doesn't like them. Then he
spots one hound that the farmer hasn't shown him. The guys asks, "What
about that one?" "Oh, no," the farmer replies. "That one's my special
dog." "What's so special about him?" "Let me show you."
The farmer leads the guy and the dog to a field, lifts up one of the
dog's ears, and orders, "Go find the birds!" The dog charges to a nearby
bush, points and barks once. "That means there's one bird in that bush,"
says the farmer. "No way!" exclaims the guy. The farmer takes a stick and
pokes the bush, and a huge pheasant flies out.
To further convince the guy, the farmer again lifts the dog's ear and
repeats, "Go find the birds!" This time the dog streaks off to another
bush, points, and barks twice. "That means there's two birds in there,"
says the farmer,
taking his stick and poking at the bush. Two huge pheasants pop out and
fly away.
"I've gotta have that dog!" says the man. "Well, okay," replies the
farmer. "But it's gonna cost you a bundle." The guy forks over the bucks
and takes the dog.
A month later, the farmer has to go to the city, and decides to visit the
guy who bough his prize hound. When he asked the guy about the dog, the
man replies, "A couple of buddies and I went hunting, and when we got to
a field the damnedest thing happened. I went up to the dog, lifted one of
his ears, and said 'Go find the birds.' The dog
took off like a bat outta hell and ran into the field, barking and
running around like crazy. Then he jumped on my leg and started humping
it like I was a bitch in heat. After that, he grabbed a stick and started
shaking it violently at me! I thought he'd gone nuts for sure, or maybe
had rabies or something. So I shot the fucker."
"You blithering idiot!" yelled the farmer. "He was just telling you that
there's more fuckin' birds out there than you could shake a stick at!"
Lil Stinker
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