Lil Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net> wrote in
news:Xns9777DB173B0171op34j6jrgjuarp34ju6@140.99.99.130:
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> Hotel Translations
>
>
> We all know how misleading the description of hotels and motels can
> be. So we put together a translation table to help you out... So when
> you see one of the phrases listed on the left, you will know what it
> really means by reading the translation on the right!
>
> Old world charm ................................. No bath
>
> Tropical ............................................. Rainy
>
> Majestic setting ................................. A long way from
> town
>
> Options galore ................................... Nothing is included
> in the itinerary
>
> Secluded hideaway ............................ Impossible to find or
> get to
>
> Pre-registered rooms .......................... Already occupied
>
> Explore on your own ........................... Pay for it yourself
>
> Knowledgeable trip hosts .................... They've flown in an
> airplane before
>
> No extra fees ..................................... No extras
>
> Nominal fee ....................................... Outrageous charge
>
> Standard ........................................... Sub-standard
>
> Deluxe .............................................. Standard
>
> Superior ............................................ One free shower
> cap
>
> Cozy ................................................. Small
>
> All the amenities ................................ Two free shower
> caps
>
> Plush ................................................ Top and bottom
> sheets
>
> Gentle breezes .................................. Occasional
> Gale-force winds
>
> Light and airy ..................................... No air
> conditioning
>
> Picturesque ....................................... Theme park nearby
>
> Open bar ........................................... Free ice cubes
>
> Concierge ....................................... Stand with tourist
> brochures
>
> Continental breakfast ..................... Free muffin
>
>
>
>
> Lil Stinker
>
Much of what is true.
Mercury
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