Lil Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net> wrote in
news:Xns9777DB16AF2881op34j6jrgjuarp34ju6@140.99.99.130:
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> Home Remedies
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> It is always important to have a plan of action ready in case an
> unfortunate event occurs at home. Here are some helpful tips that
> could really help out...
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> 1. If you are chocking on an ice cube don't panic. Simply pour a
> kettle of freshly boiling water down your throat and presto! The
> blockage almost instantly removed.
>
> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
> someone else to hold them while you chop away.
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> 3. Avoid argument with the missus about lifting toilet seat by simply
> using the sink.
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> 4. High Blood pressure sufferers: Make an incision in your left or
> right wrist and bleed yourself for several hours, reducing the
> pressure in your veins.
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> 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
> from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze
> button.
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> 6. If you have a bad cough take a large dose of laxatives, then you
> will be afraid to cough
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> 7. Avoid the mess when your toilet backs up, use the yard.
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> Lil Stinker
>
More words of wisdom I see in print.
Mercury
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