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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <lilstinker@pu.net>
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Subject: Cigarettes
Date: Sat, 03 Sep 2005 22:16:20 -0500
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A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he
gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going
to the bar to use the vending machine.
While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful
girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this
girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time.
The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM. "Oh my, god, my wife is going
to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home
his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have
you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few
drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her."
"Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery
hands. "Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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