Home Remedies
It is always important to have a plan of action ready in case an
unfortunate event occurs at home. Here are some helpful tips that could
really help out...
1. If you are chocking on an ice cube don't panic. Simply pour a kettle
of freshly boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage almost
instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid argument with the missus about lifting toilet seat by simply
using the sink.
4. High Blood pressure sufferers: Make an incision in your left or right
wrist and bleed yourself for several hours, reducing the pressure in your
veins.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
be afraid to cough
7. Avoid the mess when your toilet backs up, use the yard.
Lil Stinker
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