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Date: Wed, 08 Feb 2006 00:04:10 GMT
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My New Truck
I just got my new Ford F-250 and returned to the dealer the next day,
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!"
He said. "Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued.... and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd
say,"Beethoven!"
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one
of their songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but
I swerved just in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!" I yelled.
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and
Bill Clinton on sax.
I LOVE this truck!
--
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
Rolex
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