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Re: Medical Terms P.U.
Lil Stinker NP-g07 (anywhere@uwant2.com) 2006/01/23 17:27

"Rolex" <Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote in news:6b5Bf.87659$N_.59119
@fe07.news.easynews.com:

> Newfoundland Medical Terminology
>
> Artery......................... The study of paintings
> Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
> Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die
> Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight
> Caesarean Section............... A neighbourhood in Rome
> Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty
> Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
> Colic.......................... A sheep dog
> Coma........................... A punctuation mark
> Dilate......................... To live long
> Enema.......................... Not a friend
> Fester......................... Quicker than someone else
> Fibula......................... A small lie
> Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known Labour
> Pain..................... Getting hurt at work Medical
> Staff.................. A Doctor's cane
> Morbid......................... A higher offer
> Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
> Node........................... I knew it
> Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
> Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis
> Post Operative................. A letter carrier
> Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery
> Rectum......................... Nearly killed him
> Secretion...................... Hiding something
> Seizure........................ Roman emperor
> Tablet......................... A small table
> Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport
> Tumour.......................... One plus one more
> Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out



I shall leave this for Y-Not to disect.


L.R.

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