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Subject: Re: Version 2 || Format EDIT || Ping Mover => When did the Fort Doc Hen start sitting?
From: Saga <not@home.net>
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HMS Victor Victorian <victorvictorian@hushmail.com> wrote in
news:fq4gu5dq97u8s5k3i31cvttcol25cu1evq@4ax.com:
> On Mon, 10 May 2010 06:53:16 -0700, "toothsayer" <toothache@ouch.com>
> wrote:
>
>>It's a bit early in the morning for me with this edit format stuff.
>>
>>> Footnote:
>>> Really The Lookout,
>>> Maybe it is now time to tell that old Fort clucking sitting hen
>>> Doc
>>> that those eggs that he has been squatting and sitting on are ALL
>>> rotten.
>>> And that those rotten eggs will never ever hatch into anything.
>>>
>>Mover responded:
>>
>>""
>>Now that's funny!
>>
>>While the rest isn't eggsackly new, the footnote is in mighty fine
>>feather. LOL
>>Can you expand on that theme?
>>
>>Mover, the humor coach
>>""
>>Do hens brood eggs in a certain season or will they brood all year
>>long?
>>
>>When the Fort Doc Hen Started Sitting
>>
>>Answer
>> From Doc's very first appearance as Fort newbie Doc, his appearance
>> has
>>been based on constant moronic lies. The moron Fort sitting hen Doc
>>started to cluck cluck cluck as a gossiping old woman Fort sitting hen
>>from his very Fort beginnings. The clucking of Doc picked up the
>>rhythm and theme of the fool NP Cultists in the Fort. And after the
>>KidHacker long-term absence from the Fort, the fool Fort sitting hen
>>Doc has been attempting to make his voice, his old woman voice, the NP
>>Cultist spokesperson of the Fort NP Cultists. And with Fort sitting
>>hen Doc cluck clucking out the false story of how and when the Fort
>>was started.
>>
>>Verifiable Fact
>>The NP Cultist version of the Fort beginning is a blatant lie.
>>Question
>> Was the nic of the Fort sitting hen Doc present during the Fort move
>> to
>>the Fort's new location news:alt.bbs.jds back in November 1998?
>>Answer
>> Of course not. And the answer to this question can be easily and
>> quickly
>>verified by use of the Google Usenet search engine and Usenet archive
>>database.
>>]] Google Usenet archive data base sample [[
>>(here's an archived post from the Fort move)
>>Newsgroups: alt.bbs.jds
>>From: WazzupPe...@webtv.net (Wazzup!)
>>Date: 1998/11/09
>>Subject: Glad you made it KidHacker!
>>Forward | Print | Individual message | Show original | Report this
>>message | Find messages by this author
>>One night, as Dodgeboy and KidHacker lay down for bed, Dodgeboy gently
>>taps KidHacker on the shoulder and starts rubbing his arm. KidHacker
>>turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a proctologists
>>appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Dodgeboy, rejected,
>>turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over
>>and taps KidHacker again. This time he whispers in his ear, "Do you
>>have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" Wazzup!
>>AFP a6
>
> *Sigh*
>
> Having again witnessed (for now a number of times innumerable) the
> re-emergence of one "Bastion Feline", I suppose it was only a matter
> of time before the time-honoured "flinging of feces" began.
>
> Lay low, ye faithful,
> And watch your hindquarters!
>
> VV
>
> God Save The Queen
> God Preserve the Prince of Wales
> Rule Britannia!
Yes, Queenie back-molar has come out of hibernation with her haemeroids
iching.
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