On Mon, 10 May 2010 06:53:16 -0700, "toothsayer" <toothache@ouch.com>
wrote:
>It's a bit early in the morning for me with this edit format stuff.
>
>> Footnote:
>> Really The Lookout,
>> Maybe it is now time to tell that old Fort clucking sitting hen Doc
>> that those eggs that he has been squatting and sitting on are ALL rotten.
>> And that those rotten eggs will never ever hatch into anything.
>>
>Mover responded:
>
>""
>Now that's funny!
>
>While the rest isn't eggsackly new, the footnote is in mighty fine
>feather. LOL
>Can you expand on that theme?
>
>Mover, the humor coach
>""
>Do hens brood eggs in a certain season or will they brood all year long?
>
>When the Fort Doc Hen Started Sitting
>
>Answer
> From Doc's very first appearance as Fort newbie Doc, his appearance has
>been based on constant moronic lies. The moron Fort sitting hen Doc started
>to cluck cluck cluck as a gossiping old woman Fort sitting hen from his very
>Fort beginnings. The clucking of Doc picked up the rhythm and theme of the
>fool NP Cultists in the Fort. And after the KidHacker long-term absence
>from the Fort, the fool Fort sitting hen Doc has been attempting to make his
>voice, his old woman voice, the NP Cultist spokesperson of the Fort NP
>Cultists. And with Fort sitting hen Doc cluck clucking out the false story
>of how and when the Fort was started.
>
>Verifiable Fact
>The NP Cultist version of the Fort beginning is a blatant lie.
>Question
> Was the nic of the Fort sitting hen Doc present during the Fort move to
>the Fort's new location news:alt.bbs.jds back in November 1998?
>Answer
> Of course not. And the answer to this question can be easily and quickly
>verified by use of the Google Usenet search engine and Usenet archive
>database.
>]] Google Usenet archive data base sample [[
>(here's an archived post from the Fort move)
>Newsgroups: alt.bbs.jds
>From: WazzupPe...@webtv.net (Wazzup!)
>Date: 1998/11/09
>Subject: Glad you made it KidHacker!
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>One night, as Dodgeboy and KidHacker lay down for bed, Dodgeboy gently taps
>KidHacker on the shoulder and starts rubbing his arm. KidHacker turns over
>and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a proctologists appointment tomorrow and
>I want to stay fresh." Dodgeboy, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A
>few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps KidHacker again. This time he
>whispers in his ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
>Wazzup!
>AFP a6
*Sigh*
Having again witnessed (for now a number of times innumerable) the
re-emergence of one "Bastion Feline", I suppose it was only a matter
of time before the time-honoured "flinging of feces" began.
Lay low, ye faithful,
And watch your hindquarters!
VV
God Save The Queen
God Preserve the Prince of Wales
Rule Britannia!
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