In article <191120091950238257%Mover@Watch-Me.com>, Mover
<Mover@Watch-Me.com> wrote:
> I found this on the internet, or in a Yahoo group, or on a message
> board somewhere a few years ago.
> It's not mine. Something to post, anyway. LOL
>
>
> Quote
>
> Computer Exposure
>
> I seriously embarrassed a client once, by accident. I was transferring
> files for him while upgrading his computer. He asked me about working
> with graphics files. There was one conveniently on his desktop, so I
> opened it.
>
> BIG mistake!
>
> It was a picture of him, dressed in an open black leather vest. That
> was ALL he had on. And he was very "excited" about having his picture
> taken.
>
> I turned around (he was standing behind me) to apologize to him. I've
> never seen anyone look so red and still be alive. I could have fried an
> egg on his head, if I wanted hair in it.
> I said that, in the picture, if he was pointing at me, his aim was a
> little off.
> His mouth dropped open. Even his tongue was bright red. He calmed down
> (and started breathing again) when he saw that I was non-judgmental,
> and allowed me to teach him how to work with graphics files.
>
> When he asked me to look at his other files, well, that's when I
> started to have problems. The other pictures that he had of himself
> weren't that bad. He was tall, healthy looking and clean-shaven with
> long sandy hair. They showed him dressed and er... undressed in
> agree with some of his choice of color combinations and some of the
> accessories, but, well, back to the subject... It was the pictures of
>
> They were UGLY!
>
> They were old, fat hairy slobs, who hadn't shaved in days, in
> ridiculous poses, dressed and undressed in items from the Victoria's
> Secrets catalog. And they were obviously very "excited" about what they
> were doing. Sheer panty hose over furry legs is not an image that I
> want to remember, nor pictures of their flesh bursting out all over,
> unable to be successfully imprisoned by their chosen attire. They
> didn't have much to be "excited" about, either.
> And... did I mention that they were ugly? Yes, they were!
>
> I feel that I was severely traumatized by my exposure to these pictures.
> I could never wear women's clothes, now.
> Well, not that I ever wanted to, anyway...
>
> The client left well satisfied with what I had done for him, totally
> unaware of what he had done to me. I've been afraid to look at other
>
> End Quote
>
>
> Mover
I think it was probably a true story but hair in eggs would make Dr.
Seuss throw up. LOL
I will be posting the continuing adventures of Stevie. Soon. Maybe next
week.
--
Grant
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