I found this on the internet, or in a Yahoo group, or on a message
board somewhere a few years ago.
It's not mine. Something to post, anyway. LOL
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Computer Exposure
I seriously embarrassed a client once, by accident. I was transferring
files for him while upgrading his computer. He asked me about working
with graphics files. There was one conveniently on his desktop, so I
opened it.
BIG mistake!
It was a picture of him, dressed in an open black leather vest. That
was ALL he had on. And he was very "excited" about having his picture
taken.
I turned around (he was standing behind me) to apologize to him. I've
never seen anyone look so red and still be alive. I could have fried an
egg on his head, if I wanted hair in it.
I said that, in the picture, if he was pointing at me, his aim was a
little off.
His mouth dropped open. Even his tongue was bright red. He calmed down
(and started breathing again) when he saw that I was non-judgmental,
and allowed me to teach him how to work with graphics files.
When he asked me to look at his other files, well, that's when I
started to have problems. The other pictures that he had of himself
weren't that bad. He was tall, healthy looking and clean-shaven with
long sandy hair. They showed him dressed and er... undressed in
agree with some of his choice of color combinations and some of the
accessories, but, well, back to the subject... It was the pictures of
They were UGLY!
They were old, fat hairy slobs, who hadn't shaved in days, in
ridiculous poses, dressed and undressed in items from the Victoria's
Secrets catalog. And they were obviously very "excited" about what they
were doing. Sheer panty hose over furry legs is not an image that I
want to remember, nor pictures of their flesh bursting out all over,
unable to be successfully imprisoned by their chosen attire. They
didn't have much to be "excited" about, either.
And... did I mention that they were ugly? Yes, they were!
I feel that I was severely traumatized by my exposure to these pictures.
I could never wear women's clothes, now.
Well, not that I ever wanted to, anyway...
The client left well satisfied with what I had done for him, totally
unaware of what he had done to me. I've been afraid to look at other
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