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From: +Grant <+Grant@grant.grant>
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Subject: Re: ^^^^^^^^^^^ Fort Story ^^^^^^^^^^^ A Veggie Tail
Date: 19 Nov 2009 15:41:01 -0600
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In article <181120091514120160%Mover@Watch-Me.com>, Mover
<Mover@Watch-Me.com> wrote:
> I found this on the internet, or in a Yahoo group, or on a message
> board somewhere a few years ago.
> It's not mine. Something to post, anyway. LOL
>
>
> Quote
>
> Another Carrot Story
>
> When I was 16 I knew I was Gay and I was curious about anal sex. On
> weekends I used to spend a night with my Grandfather now and then. I
> was visiting him on a Saturday afternoon and for some reason he and my
> Dad had to leave the house for awhile. I was just sitting around, and I
> got the urge to masturbate. I was a little high, and I remembered
> seeing some carrots in Gramp's fridge... I went and got me a smooth
> one, and took it into the bathroom. I thought this would be a good time
> for an experiment, and I proceeded to grease up the carrot with some
> Vaseline, and then I attempted to fuck myself with it. It was just
> slightly painful at first, but the deeper I pushed the more I liked it.
> I noticed some precum dripping from my penis, and this was all new and
> very exciting for me. I kept on fucking myself with the carrot for
> quite awhile, and I tried doing it in several different positions. I
> thought it was thrilling, and I masturbated a couple times.
> Suddenly I heard my Dad and Gramps. I was a big mess. I cleaned up as
> quick as I could, but I didn't know what to do with the carrot and I
> panicked and flushed it down the toilet. It appeared to have flushed
> ok, so I went out to greet them as if nothing bad had happened.
> Everything was fine until Gramps had to take a dump. The toilet was
> overflowed, and I thought I was going to die!
> "Oh my God..." I thought to myself, "It's that carrot and it has
> clogged up the plumbing!" I quickly left the house and took off on my
> motorcycle.
> The next day my Dad told me they had to remove the carrot and I've
> never been so embarrassed in my life. I told him I started to eat it
> and then I decided I didn't want it and just dropped in into the
> toilet. It was just an accident. I don't know if he believed me or not,
> and as time went by it was hard for my father to accept that I was Gay.
> My Mom was always ok with it. I did have 2 Gay uncles and a Gay older
> brother. Several Gay cousins too.
>
> End Quote
>
> Mover
Not the most efficient way to fertilize your crops.
--
Grant
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