I found this on the internet, or in a Yahoo group, or on a message
board somewhere a few years ago.
It's not mine. Something to post, anyway. LOL
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Another Carrot Story
When I was 16 I knew I was Gay and I was curious about anal sex. On
weekends I used to spend a night with my Grandfather now and then. I
was visiting him on a Saturday afternoon and for some reason he and my
Dad had to leave the house for awhile. I was just sitting around, and I
got the urge to masturbate. I was a little high, and I remembered
seeing some carrots in Gramp's fridge... I went and got me a smooth
one, and took it into the bathroom. I thought this would be a good time
for an experiment, and I proceeded to grease up the carrot with some
Vaseline, and then I attempted to fuck myself with it. It was just
slightly painful at first, but the deeper I pushed the more I liked it.
I noticed some precum dripping from my penis, and this was all new and
very exciting for me. I kept on fucking myself with the carrot for
quite awhile, and I tried doing it in several different positions. I
thought it was thrilling, and I masturbated a couple times.
Suddenly I heard my Dad and Gramps. I was a big mess. I cleaned up as
quick as I could, but I didn't know what to do with the carrot and I
panicked and flushed it down the toilet. It appeared to have flushed
ok, so I went out to greet them as if nothing bad had happened.
Everything was fine until Gramps had to take a dump. The toilet was
overflowed, and I thought I was going to die!
"Oh my God..." I thought to myself, "It's that carrot and it has
clogged up the plumbing!" I quickly left the house and took off on my
motorcycle.
The next day my Dad told me they had to remove the carrot and I've
never been so embarrassed in my life. I told him I started to eat it
and then I decided I didn't want it and just dropped in into the
toilet. It was just an accident. I don't know if he believed me or not,
and as time went by it was hard for my father to accept that I was Gay.
My Mom was always ok with it. I did have 2 Gay uncles and a Gay older
brother. Several Gay cousins too.
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