On 17 Nov 2009 21:35:02 -0600, +Grant <+Grant@grant.grant> wrote:
>Did you know that women are dumb asses? I mean this literally.
>More accurately, they HAVE dumb asses.
>That's right. Their asses can't tell what they're sitting on. Or even
>if they're sitting on anything at all, unless it's cold.
That's funny, thanks. There's one women that always rides the tram
that I take to work. I wouldn't say she was fat, just very large in
bottie area, and she uses it to full advantage. It won't matter how
crowded the car is, she will invariably get on by the rear door and
make her way to the front like an icebreaker moving though the Arctic
Sea, leaving people crushed against the seats and hold poles in her
wake. One day I said to her "Lady, I hope you have a liscense for that
butt"! She gave me a look lthat would freeze Hell over, but it was
well worth the laugh I got from the other passengers.
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