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Subject: Re: ^^^^^^^^^^^ Fort Story ^^^^^^^^^^^ Vegatables are your Friends
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:11:59 -0500
From: Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com>
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In article <Grant-me-that-1611091@Grant.Grant>, +Grant
<+Grant@grant.grant> wrote:
> In article <161120091537396947%Mover@Watch-Me.com>, Mover
> <Mover@Watch-Me.com> wrote:
>
> > I found this on the internet, or in a Yahoo group, or on a message
> > board somewhere a few years ago.
> > It's not mine, but I like it anyway. LOL
> >
> >
> > Quote
> >
> > I was doing instant messaging with a friend who told me he was watching
> > a hot video. He then said he would talk to me later because he needed
> > to have a date with a carrot. I told him that I had a story about that,
> > and he asked me to email it to him. As I didn't want to waste all this
> > typing, I decided to share it.
> >
> >
> > Carrot Stick
> >
> > I was volunteering, as an Emergency Medical Technician, in a
> > military medical center emergency room, at night. I was in the military
> > at the time. The ambulance brought in a naked young enlisted man who
> > was bleeding from his ah, rectum. He told the doctor that he and a
> > friend were wrestling around in their barracks room, after showering,
> > when, all of a sudden, his roommate shoved a gigantic carrot up his
> > ass. This caused him to loose his balance and he fell down hard on the
> > protruding end of the carrot, causing it to explode inside him,
> > lacerating his rectum.
> >
> > We had draped him over the end of the examining table, ass end up,
> > and the doctor was examining him with a long forceps and a light, and
> > not being too gentle about it. He and his roommate had obviously been
> > having a gay old time. This military doctor was definitely anti-gay and
> > was getting very angry while listening to this story. The patient
> > wasn't able to answer the doctor's further questions in a coherent
> > manner, such as; why they were playing around naked, why did they
> > really have that carrot when there was no food or cooking allowed and
> > no refrigerator in the barracks, because the doctor, after determining
> > that he was not seriously injured, had begun to remove the carrot
> > splinters by forcibly yanking them out with his forceps. And getting
> > increasingly rougher.
> >
> > I had to hold the man down with one arm and hold out the container
> > to receive the carrot pieces with the other arm. This was made more
> > difficult because the man was jumping and yelping just when I had to
> > hold the bowl steady for the angry doctor to drop the pieces in. After
> > an hour of this, I was almost in as bad a condition as the patient.
> > Well, at least I could sit down. When the doctor was finished with the
> > vegetable extraction, he angrily stomped out of the room. The poor
> > victim was crying his eyes out and covered with blood from the waist
> > down. So I cleaned up both ends, gave him a hospital gown and arranged
> > for his transportation back to the barracks, and told him that
> > vegetarianism was not for him.
> >
> > As the doctor would have nothing more to do with this case, I had to
> > write the report. It took me a long time to write it. I kept thinking;
> > in times when you have a choice between the carrot and the stick,
> > sometimes it's better to choose the stick.
> >
> >
> > End Quote
> >
> >
> > So, what do you think of it?
> >
> > Mover
>
>
> I read your post.
I get it. I won't say dead, and you won't hold before against me?
I think I wouldn't have, if I had known how you would have felt about
it.
Forgive?
Mover
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