In article <161120091537396947%Mover@Watch-Me.com>, Mover
<Mover@Watch-Me.com> wrote:
> I found this on the internet, or in a Yahoo group, or on a message
> board somewhere a few years ago.
> It's not mine, but I like it anyway. LOL
>
>
> Quote
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> I was doing instant messaging with a friend who told me he was watching
> a hot video. He then said he would talk to me later because he needed
> to have a date with a carrot. I told him that I had a story about that,
> and he asked me to email it to him. As I didn't want to waste all this
> typing, I decided to share it.
>
>
> Carrot Stick
>
> I was volunteering, as an Emergency Medical Technician, in a
> military medical center emergency room, at night. I was in the military
> at the time. The ambulance brought in a naked young enlisted man who
> was bleeding from his ah, rectum. He told the doctor that he and a
> friend were wrestling around in their barracks room, after showering,
> when, all of a sudden, his roommate shoved a gigantic carrot up his
> ass. This caused him to loose his balance and he fell down hard on the
> protruding end of the carrot, causing it to explode inside him,
> lacerating his rectum.
>
> We had draped him over the end of the examining table, ass end up,
> and the doctor was examining him with a long forceps and a light, and
> not being too gentle about it. He and his roommate had obviously been
> having a gay old time. This military doctor was definitely anti-gay and
> was getting very angry while listening to this story. The patient
> wasn't able to answer the doctor's further questions in a coherent
> manner, such as; why they were playing around naked, why did they
> really have that carrot when there was no food or cooking allowed and
> no refrigerator in the barracks, because the doctor, after determining
> that he was not seriously injured, had begun to remove the carrot
> splinters by forcibly yanking them out with his forceps. And getting
> increasingly rougher.
>
> I had to hold the man down with one arm and hold out the container
> to receive the carrot pieces with the other arm. This was made more
> difficult because the man was jumping and yelping just when I had to
> hold the bowl steady for the angry doctor to drop the pieces in. After
> an hour of this, I was almost in as bad a condition as the patient.
> Well, at least I could sit down. When the doctor was finished with the
> vegetable extraction, he angrily stomped out of the room. The poor
> victim was crying his eyes out and covered with blood from the waist
> down. So I cleaned up both ends, gave him a hospital gown and arranged
> for his transportation back to the barracks, and told him that
> vegetarianism was not for him.
>
> As the doctor would have nothing more to do with this case, I had to
> write the report. It took me a long time to write it. I kept thinking;
> in times when you have a choice between the carrot and the stick,
> sometimes it's better to choose the stick.
>
>
> End Quote
>
>
> So, what do you think of it?
>
> Mover
I read your post.
--
Grant
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