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Subject: ^^^^^^^^^^^ Fort Story ^^^^^^^^^^^ Vegatables are your Friends
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:37:39 -0500
From: Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com>
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I found this on the internet, or in a Yahoo group, or on a message
board somewhere a few years ago.
It's not mine, but I like it anyway. LOL
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I was doing instant messaging with a friend who told me he was watching
a hot video. He then said he would talk to me later because he needed
to have a date with a carrot. I told him that I had a story about that,
and he asked me to email it to him. As I didn't want to waste all this
typing, I decided to share it.
Carrot Stick
I was volunteering, as an Emergency Medical Technician, in a
military medical center emergency room, at night. I was in the military
at the time. The ambulance brought in a naked young enlisted man who
was bleeding from his ah, rectum. He told the doctor that he and a
friend were wrestling around in their barracks room, after showering,
when, all of a sudden, his roommate shoved a gigantic carrot up his
ass. This caused him to loose his balance and he fell down hard on the
protruding end of the carrot, causing it to explode inside him,
lacerating his rectum.
We had draped him over the end of the examining table, ass end up,
and the doctor was examining him with a long forceps and a light, and
not being too gentle about it. He and his roommate had obviously been
having a gay old time. This military doctor was definitely anti-gay and
was getting very angry while listening to this story. The patient
wasn't able to answer the doctor's further questions in a coherent
manner, such as; why they were playing around naked, why did they
really have that carrot when there was no food or cooking allowed and
no refrigerator in the barracks, because the doctor, after determining
that he was not seriously injured, had begun to remove the carrot
splinters by forcibly yanking them out with his forceps. And getting
increasingly rougher.
I had to hold the man down with one arm and hold out the container
to receive the carrot pieces with the other arm. This was made more
difficult because the man was jumping and yelping just when I had to
hold the bowl steady for the angry doctor to drop the pieces in. After
an hour of this, I was almost in as bad a condition as the patient.
Well, at least I could sit down. When the doctor was finished with the
vegetable extraction, he angrily stomped out of the room. The poor
victim was crying his eyes out and covered with blood from the waist
down. So I cleaned up both ends, gave him a hospital gown and arranged
for his transportation back to the barracks, and told him that
vegetarianism was not for him.
As the doctor would have nothing more to do with this case, I had to
write the report. It took me a long time to write it. I kept thinking;
in times when you have a choice between the carrot and the stick,
sometimes it's better to choose the stick.
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So, what do you think of it?
Mover
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