In article <71ea80a6081928fa096fdbf853ad4a82@dizum.com>, Nomen Nescio
<nobody@dizum.com> wrote:
> There once was a Fort Reporter
> Who was really a big distorter
> He had a twisted view of Fort history
> Where his ideas came from were a mystery
>
> He always hated the founder NP
> We knew it was just out of envy
> He said that NP was really KidHacker
> Which made him look like a big tally-whacker
>
> He constantly fought with Doc
> Who told him it was a load of crock
> Because he was here to watch it unfold
> Without having to be told
>
> Then he began to attack
> Like a rhino on crack
> He was mean and without tact
> His comments he would never retract
>
> He finally went off the deep end
> And never came back around the bend
> He rarely ever was kind
> Because he had lost his mind
>
> His attacks grew worse over time
> And never did he ever rhyme
> His personalities voiced much sound
> And boy did they abound
>
> We tried to banish him to the fat girl's latrine
> But they turned out to be far too mean
> As one big mean ugly fat girly
> Gave him a tidy-bowl swirly
>
> We told him he could rejoin us in the Fort
> If he promised to be a good sport
> It didn't take him very long
> Before he was singing that same old song
>
> We always thought he appeared crass
> Until we learned he was just a dumbass
>
Great! Creative poem with funny teeth, and not too many cavities. LOL
I think this part was the best:
> He finally went off the deep end
> And never came back around the bend
> He rarely ever was kind
> Because he had lost his mind
The first quatrain would have been better, but the last line didn't
flow.
I look forward to more of your posts.
Not just because looking backward makes my neck hurt. LOL
Mover
PS. I still think that "Bwahahahaha" looks stupid and childish,
wherever you put it. I suppose it's a matter of taste. Salty?
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