In article <dYqdnVOXMcl3t0vXnZ2dnUVZ_uCdnZ2d@giganews.com>, Fort
Babysitter <FortBabySitter@AFP.com> wrote:
> Y-Not goes,
> (with his Y-Not fairy HMS Vicky)
> "Whee! Look at me! I am Y-Not!"
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>
> Y-Not,
> Want to play some Humpty Dumpty with me?
>
> Yes? Good!
> Here U go:
>
> Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
> All the King's horses, And all the King's men
> Couldn't put Humpty together again!
>
> Coochy coo Y-Not
>
> Fort Babysitter
>
Not eggsactly what I had in mind, but you tried.
I would have used "Humpt-Y Not".
Possible rewrite:
Y-Not,
Want to see your Humpty Dumpty history?
Yes? Good!
Here U go:
Big egg Humpt-Y Not sat on a prison wall,
Humpt-Y Not had a great spring fall.
All the Warden's Guards, And all the Wardens's inmates
Had to pore Humpt-Y Not into a thousand egg-crates!
Oh boy, talk about scrambled!
Let's see how well you do on your next one. LOL
Humor coach,
Mover
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