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TomBa (nobody@nowhere.com) 2009/10/14 17:42

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From: TomBa <nobody@nowhere.com>
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Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in
news:099d892bad926d278bf6a2a1d38bbd9f@dizum.com:

> In 2008, Doc funded a study to see why the head of a
> man's penis is larger than the shaft.  After one year
> and $180,000, he concluded that it was to give the man
> more pleasure during sex.
>
> After Doc published his findings, Mover decided to do
> his on study.  After two years and $250,000, Mover
> concluded that it was to give the woman more pleasure
> during sex.
>
> Unsatisfied with these results, Pig Masturbator Hatchet
> Mus.cled George conducted a study of his on.  After two
> weeks and a cost of around $48.73, he concluded that it
> was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him
> in the forehead.
>
> Wonderful research George.  You are a flippin' genius.
>
>

It's sad that George whacked himself on his forehead too many times while
conducting his research. He still hasn't recovered from the multiple
concussions!

Meow!

--
TomBa NP-f36

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