NP-f31 <dudewiththe(REMOVE)hair@hushmail.com> wrote in
news:j931d5lstmi57sk33org0eh4ioul6oe8cc@4ax.com:
> A Repost from 2004
>
> Seldom Asked Questions for The Fort and a bunch of lies and lame
> excuses to answer them:
>
> 1) What is yEnc?
>
> A: Mainly an excuse for some people to get upset and pissy.
>
> 2) How do I avoid getting upset and pissy when I encounter yEnc?
>
> A: Get yourself a decent newsreader like Forte's Agent or X-News. They
> do all the work, so you don't have to get upset and pissy.
>
> 3) Where is The Fort?
>
> A: You're sitting in it now. See? I'm right beside you.
>
> 4) How does The Fort work?
>
> A: You need to use your imagination and come with a spirit of sharing
> and friendship. A healthy love of boys is also recommended.
>
> 5) Is the Fort a club?
>
> A: Yes and no.
>
> 6) What the hell does that mean?
>
> A: Hey don't get upset and pissy. The Fort is free for everyone (who
> can afford an internet connection). You already belong. There are no
> membership dues. For lots of folks, the sense of belonging is what
> makes The Fort special. For those who enjoy a sign of membership you
> can ask for a badge. They're free, just PING Doc.
>
> 7) Does WOOFING work too?
>
> A: Yes.
>
> 8) What is WOOFING, exactly?
>
> A: It is the sound dogs make.
>
> 9) Oh, What is PINGing then?
>
> A: It is the mating sound for submarines. It's sort of like WOOFing
> underwater.
>
> 10) Do people really live in The Fort?
>
> A: No, because it belongs to all of us. But people do sleep over. Some
> people have bought property that surrounds The Fort. I rent out office
> space at The Fort. I enjoy the scenery and the money helps with Fort
> expenses. That trailer park over the hill is home to Pester's
> Flophouse and KidHacker's Silver Bullet Airstream.
>
> 11) What is the Boy Lodge?
>
> A: That is a special bunkhouse, built by Oops, and it's just for boys.
>
> 12) Do the boys live in the Boy Lodge?
>
> A: For short periods of time. Think of it as a summer camp for boys
> who want to put their heads on other boy's bodies. It's all very
> modern and Hi-Tech, you'd have to let Oops explain how it works. But
> maybe some boys want to see what it's like to have a really cute butt,
> or how their body would look if they had Gideon's head. I think it's
> important technology for boys. I mean, if Michael Jackson could have
> had this technology, he wouldn't have wasted all that money trying to
> look JUST LIKE Diana Ross (God rest his soul).
>
> 13) Does The Fort do anything special on hoidays?
>
> A: Does a bear shit in the woods?
>
> 14) Uh yes....
>
> A: Not a polar bear! Anyway, if there's one thing The Fort knows how
> to do it is throw down!
>
> 15) What?
>
> A: Get crunk.
>
> 16) Excuse me?
>
> A: Celebrate, party, have a good time.
>
> 17) Is that where that cake thingy comes in?
>
> A: Yes the Everlasting Cake of Every Flavor or something. And The Fort
> owns it's own ice cream factory. It's run by some of the same Russian
> boys who cavort naked in here almost daily.
>
> 18) Naked russian boys cavort in here daily?
>
> A: Duh. Every now and then a French boy will cavort as well. In fact
> I've seen every flavor of boy cavorting in The Fort.
>
> 19) Do they do anything else aside from cavorting?
>
> A: Not that I've noticed. Ask Cosmos, he knows them personally.
>
> 20) The Fort sounds like a really big place.
>
> A: Yes, it is. Wait, that wasn't a question.
>
> 21) I was being rhetorical.
>
> A: Well, cut it out. Hey! You did it again!
>
> 22) Can I get lost in The Fort?
>
> A: Absolutely, and I recommend it. It is a place for boys, and of
> course those who love boys, to play safely together.
>
> 23) Are there any girls in The Fort?
>
> A: We have an infestation of Fat Girls in the latrine area. But seeing
> as they love boys too, well, we can't turn them away. They belong here
> as well as us boylovers.
>
> 24) Are there only fat girls here?
>
> A: No, I suspect there are others. But they tend to lurk. It's too
> bad. Because girls (and women) who love boys and men who love boys
> have a lot in common.
>
> 25) Where are you going?
>
> A: I'm going to the pool to do some boywatching. Want to come along?
>
>
> Every Day is a Beautiful Day in The Fort!
>
> Doc
>
> (NP-f31)
Regretably, Boy Lodge seems to have been closed down. That's too bad,
because it was a nice place to visit!
Did the owner get caught up in the real estate collapse and go into
forclosure? Or, maybe got busy doing other things...
--
TomBa NP-f36
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