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Subject: Re: i think Jenn's just fab
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On Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:09:53 -0700, Mitchell_Leary@webtv.net (Mitchell
Leary) wrote:
>Years ago I wrote one of my most infamous pieces titled 'Uncle Devil's
>Guide to Child Care'? I believe it's still archived over at google.
>It's a guide to torturing infants without leaving any tell-tale marks
>that could get you locked up. Here are a few ideas from that paper:
>
>-Go to a joke shop and buy one of those 'Shocking Pens". It delivers a
>non-lethal jolt of electricity to anyone pushing down on the top of the
>pen. When charged with baby sitting push this into the little tykes
>forehead (put ear plugs in first).
>
>-Using a an eye droper drip the hottest hot sauce you can find in the
>kids mouth. I prefer chinese hot mustard, others prefer hot jalapeno
>squeezings. There are even hotter brands, the names escape me at the
>moment.
>
>-Capture a black widow in a small jar. Invert the opening and place it
>over the kids forehead. Allow spider to bite him.
>
>-Glue his tiny anus shut with super glue.
>
>-Place headphnes over his tiny ears and blast him with rock music full
>tilt.
>
>..you get the idea.
>Mitch Leary
>aka Evil Incarnate
Ready to tell us yet if you are allowed access to your grandchildren
Gramps?
Either way it's time for your local LEA and CPS to check you out.
get the idea?
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From: Mitchell_Leary@webtv.net (Mitchell Leary)
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Subject: Re: i think Jenn's just fab
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