Dear, dear, Kittens.
I am so utterly SLIGHTED that,
Despite my encouragements and
Expressions of utter AMAZEMENT
and
ADMIRATION
for your well-practise penchant for
SCATALOGICAL EXCORIATION,
You have decided to no longer address ME,
But attempt to take your "case" to the
General Court of the Fort!
ALAS!
I'm sure your fluent and prolific use of your own
PARTICULAR and UNUSUAL "legal-eese"
Will make your CASE,
Dear Solicitor,
Among the lower characters in the gallery.
Yours Truly,
V
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 18:53:16 -0700, "human-talking ROVER"
<HTR@jfairyUhhhfairy.com> wrote:
>Known current Fort conduct
>worthless NP Cultist
>=================
>HMS Victor Victorian NP-g18
>God Save The Queen
>God Preserve the Prince of Wales
>Rule Britannia!
>
>=============================
>
> The above worthless NP Cultist attacked
>those that were objecting to the rape of a 13
>year old boy singer's audio CD in the Fort.
> I just took this fool NP Cultist on a little ride
>to see what it had. And with the result being
>just like the fool's silly buffoon nic ==>>
>==>> nothing but hot air bull shit from a
>worthless NP Cultist fool.
>
> Rover
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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> Electro Cattle Prod || Suction Mounted Dildos
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> Trojan Magnum Condoms || Penis Pumps
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> Filet Mignon || Boneless Strip Steaks || Burgers
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> Bacon-Wrapped Filets || Gourmet Burgers
> Sweet Treats || Dark Chocolate Ecstasy Cake
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>[ ] HMS Victor Victorian Fuck Speed
> ~FAST~ ~FASTER~ ~Bwahaha! Speed~
>[ ] Variable speed buck & spin control
>[ ] Unique spring loaded body roll for a realistic feel
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>| | <<== pee pee
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>HMS Victor Victorian gurgling mouth
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>FLUSHED HMS Victor Victorian pitiful nic: \|/ \|/
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God Save The Queen
God Preserve the Prince of Wales
Rule Britannia!
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