worthless NP Cultist
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HMS Victor Victorian NP-g18
God Save The Queen
God Preserve the Prince of Wales
Rule Britannia!
QUESTIONS regarding ORIGIN
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Who the fuck is that?
Where the fuck did it come from?
WHO brought this nothing into the Fort?
>> Doc?
WHEN was this nothing brought into
the Fort?
>> It wants to give out the appearance
that IT is some sort of a Fort fixture.
>> When in reality it is a nothing in the Fort.
And never has been anything in the Fort.
What the fuck is it?
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Rover
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||== human-talking ROVER == Tool Box ==||
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High Pressure douche pump || gags || clamps
Electro Cattle Prod || Suction Mounted Dildos
Whips || Paddles || Leg Restraints || Collars
Blindfolds || Masks || Ball Stretchers || Butt Plugs
Trojan Magnum Condoms || Penis Pumps
Tie-Up System || Restraint Belts || Lubricants
Rough Rider Condoms || Hand Restraints
Endurance Flavored Condoms || Penis Toys
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||== human-talking ROVER == Snack Bar ==||
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Seasoned Boneless Leg of Lamb || Lamp Chops
Filet Mignon || Boneless Strip Steaks || Burgers
Top Sirloin Steaks || Steak Combos || Beef Roasts
T-Bone & Porterhouse || Filet of Prime Rib
Bacon-Wrapped Filets || Gourmet Burgers
Sweet Treats || Dark Chocolate Ecstasy Cake
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[ ] ===> START fuck STOP fuck<=======
[ ] HMS Victor Victorian Fuck Speed
~FAST~ ~FASTER~ ~Bwahaha! Speed~
[ ] Variable speed buck & spin control
[ ] Unique spring loaded body roll for a realistic feel
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| r | <<== fairy bitch HMS Victor
| | <<== pee pee
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HMS Victor Victorian gurgling mouth
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FLUSHED HMS Victor Victorian pitiful nic: \|/ \|/
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