You certainly appear to know the procedure well!
I absolutely MUST defer to your skill level! I anxiously await your
reply.
Sincerely,
HMSVV
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 08:47:55 -0700, "human-talking ROVER"
<HTR@jfairyUhhhfairy.com> wrote:
>2nd Fairy Bait Command
>=================
> Woof! ya dumb HMS fairy,
>you are doing it ALL wrong!
>Here's how you are to do it:
>
>>> 1st step
>Pull your pink panties down and
>place your full set of dentures into
>your buffoon fairy HMS mouth,
>
>>> 2nd step
>Repeat the following action ten times:
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Bite fairy HMS clitoris ... Bite fairy HMS clitoris
>Bite ... Bite fairy HMS clitoris .... Bite... Bite...
>Bite fairy HMS clitoris ... Bite fairy HMS clitoris
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>>> 3rd step
>Repeat step 2
>
>Ya horny masturbating HMS fairy bitch,
> Have you cum (reached orgasm) yet?
>No? OK, next:
>
>>> 4th step
>Repeat the following action ten times:
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>BITE fairy NP-g18 clitoris ... BITE ... BITE...
>pee pee .... ... .. pee pee .... pee pee....
>BITE ... BITE fairy NP-g18 clitoris ... pee pee...
>tongue lick your smelly NP-g18 clitoris .. pee pee...
>BITE ... BITE ... BITE ... fairy NP-g18 clitoris ...
>pee pee .... ... .. pee pee .... pee pee....
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>>> 5th step
>Repeat step 4 until your have cum.
>
>Woof!
>Ya fairy HMS Vicky bitch,
> I will stay with this thread until you
>have successfully completed my >> >>>
> >> 2nd Fairy Bait Command >>>>
>
> .<<>> Do it NOW!
>
> Rover
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>||== human-talking ROVER == Tool Box ==||
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> High Pressure douche pump || gags || clamps
> Electro Cattle Prod || Suction Mounted Dildos
> Whips || Paddles || Leg Restraints || Collars
> Blindfolds || Masks || Ball Stretchers || Butt Plugs
> Trojan Magnum Condoms || Penis Pumps
> Tie-Up System || Restraint Belts || Lubricants
> Rough Rider Condoms || Hand Restraints
> Endurance Flavored Condoms || Penis Toys
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>||== human-talking ROVER == Snack Bar ==||
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> Seasoned Boneless Leg of Lamb || Lamp Chops
> Filet Mignon || Boneless Strip Steaks || Burgers
> Top Sirloin Steaks || Steak Combos || Beef Roasts
> T-Bone & Porterhouse || Filet of Prime Rib
> Bacon-Wrapped Filets || Gourmet Burgers
> Sweet Treats || Dark Chocolate Ecstasy Cake
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>[ ] ===> START fuck STOP fuck<=======
>[ ] HMS Victor Victorian Fuck Speed
> ~FAST~ ~FASTER~ ~Bwahaha! Speed~
>[ ] Variable speed buck & spin control
>[ ] Unique spring loaded body roll for a realistic feel
>| s |
>| e |
>| w |
>| e | <<== free flowing
>| r | <<== fairy bitch HMS Victor
>| | <<== pee pee
>| p |
>| i |
>| p |
>| e |
>\\ \\
>HMS Victor Victorian gurgling mouth
><<<<<<\\ \\<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>FLUSHED HMS Victor Victorian pitiful nic: \|/ \|/
>----------------------------------------------------------
God Save The Queen
God Preserve the Prince of Wales
Rule Britannia!
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