Oh, Kittens! You are wonderfully entertaining--in your typical
scatalogical-slap-stick-asinine modi operandi, of course! Please
continue! I am looking forward to new and ever more clever
guffaw-worthy offerings. I know you won't let me down.
Sincerely,
HMSVVNP-g18
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 07:46:19 -0700, "human-talking ROVER"
<HTR@jfairyUhhhfairy.com> wrote:
>BUFFOON & SILLY NIC
>HMS Victor Victorian NP-g18
>God Save The Queen
>God Preserve the Prince of Wales
>Rule Britannia!
>
>Woof!
>Ya fairy HMS Vicky bitch,
> Don't be so shy regarding masturbating your
>smelly clitoris for the Fort. YOU can do it.
>Just think about all of the remaining NP Cultists
>that are watching you in action here in the Fort.
>
>.<<>> Do it NOW!
>
> Rover
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>||== human-talking ROVER == Tool Box ==||
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> High Pressure douche pump || gags || clamps
> Electro Cattle Prod || Suction Mounted Dildos
> Whips || Paddles || Leg Restraints || Collars
> Blindfolds || Masks || Ball Stretchers || Butt Plugs
> Trojan Magnum Condoms || Penis Pumps
> Tie-Up System || Restraint Belts || Lubricants
> Rough Rider Condoms || Hand Restraints
> Endurance Flavored Condoms || Penis Toys
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>||== human-talking ROVER == Snack Bar ==||
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> Seasoned Boneless Leg of Lamb || Lamp Chops
> Filet Mignon || Boneless Strip Steaks || Burgers
> Top Sirloin Steaks || Steak Combos || Beef Roasts
> T-Bone & Porterhouse || Filet of Prime Rib
> Bacon-Wrapped Filets || Gourmet Burgers
> Sweet Treats || Dark Chocolate Ecstasy Cake
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>[ ] ===> START fuck STOP fuck<=======
>[ ] HMS Victor Victorian Fuck Speed
> ~FAST~ ~FASTER~ ~Bwahaha! Speed~
>[ ] Variable speed buck & spin control
>[ ] Unique spring loaded body roll for a realistic feel
>| s |
>| e |
>| w |
>| e | <<== free flowing
>| r | <<== fairy bitch HMS Victor
>| | <<== pee pee
>| p |
>| i |
>| p |
>| e |
>\\ \\
>HMS Victor Victorian gurgling mouth
><<<<<<\\ \\<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>FLUSHED HMS Victor Victorian pitiful nic: \|/ \|/
>----------------------------------------------------------
God Save The Queen
God Preserve the Prince of Wales
Rule Britannia!
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