Well! Thank you for fufilling my order so promptly! I would request:
Please submit something more creative next time.
On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 12:39:40 -0700, "human-talking ROVER"
<HTR@jfairyUhhhfairy.com> wrote:
>more Fairy Bait
>===========
>
> That's IT fairy HMS!
>
>Now that you've swallowed my Fairy Bait,
>here is what I want you to do.
> -------------------------------------
>
><<>> On my command, you are to pull your
>panties down & show the Fort your twitching clitoris.
>
><<>> Do it NOW!
>
>Woof!
>ROFLMAO
>(to be continued)
>
> Rover
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>||== human-talking ROVER == Tool Box ==||
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> High Pressure douche pump || gags || clamps
> Electro Cattle Prod || Suction Mounted Dildos
> Whips || Paddles || Leg Restraints || Collars
> Blindfolds || Masks || Ball Stretchers || Butt Plugs
> Trojan Magnum Condoms || Penis Pumps
> Tie-Up System || Restraint Belts || Lubricants
> Rough Rider Condoms || Hand Restraints
> Endurance Flavored Condoms || Penis Toys
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>||== human-talking ROVER == Snack Bar ==||
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> Seasoned Boneless Leg of Lamb || Lamp Chops
> Filet Mignon || Boneless Strip Steaks || Burgers
> Top Sirloin Steaks || Steak Combos || Beef Roasts
> T-Bone & Porterhouse || Filet of Prime Rib
> Bacon-Wrapped Filets || Gourmet Burgers
> Sweet Treats || Dark Chocolate Ecstasy Cake
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>
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><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>[ ] ===> START fuck STOP fuck<=======
>[ ] HMS Victor Victorian Fuck Speed
> ~FAST~ ~FASTER~ ~Bwahaha! Speed~
>[ ] Variable speed buck & spin control
>[ ] Unique spring loaded body roll for a realistic feel
>| s |
>| e |
>| w |
>| e | <<== free flowing
>| r | <<== fairy bitch HMS Victor
>| | <<== pee pee
>| p |
>| i |
>| p |
>| e |
>\\ \\
>HMS Victor Victorian gurgling mouth
><<<<<<\\ \\<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>FLUSHED HMS Victor Victorian pitiful nic: \|/ \|/
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