*ho-hum*
On Mon, 3 Aug 2009 23:53:43 -0700, "human-talking ROVER"
<HTR@jfairyUhhhfairy.com> wrote:
>EQUIPMENT MAINTENANCE
> That fairy HMS bitch clogged the sewer pipe with
>her bowel movements. Repair has now been done.
>This equipment repair is also noted below on pipe.
>
>(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
>HMS Victor Victorian
> Fuck Fee = $10,000.00 per doggy fuck session
> \|/ Doggy-style intercourse
>)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
>Woof Woof!
>
>human-talking ROVER
>
>=() ()============================
>
>Woof woof (Yummy!) =>> HMS Victor Victorian
> I just got this whore Vicky hooked up to a large
>dildo apparatus. And that greedy HMS bitch wanted
>a larger one. I next gagged the HMS fairy bitch by
>shoving her pink rose topped panties down her enlarged
>and spas Ming deep throat.
> & next I shoved the butt plug up the fairy HMS
> farting ass with one thrust.
> & next (after the dildo and butt plug), I will be
>hooking the fairy HMS bitch up to the > >> >>
>(to be continued)
>
> Rover
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>||== human-talking ROVER == Tool Box ==||
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> High Pressure douche pump || gags || clamps
> Electro Cattle Prod || Suction Mounted Dildos
> Whips || Paddles || Leg Restraints || Collars
> Blindfolds || Masks || Ball Stretchers || Butt Plugs
> Trojan Magnum Condoms || Penis Pumps
> Tie-Up System || Restraint Belts || Lubricants
> Rough Rider Condoms || Hand Restraints
> Endurance Flavored Condoms || Penis Toys
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>||== human-talking ROVER == Snack Bar ==||
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> Seasoned Boneless Leg of Lamb || Lamp Chops
> Filet Mignon || Boneless Strip Steaks || Burgers
> Top Sirloin Steaks || Steak Combos || Beef Roasts
> T-Bone & Porterhouse || Filet of Prime Rib
> Bacon-Wrapped Filets || Gourmet Burgers
> Sweet Treats || Dark Chocolate Ecstasy Cake
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
><<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>[ ] ===> START fuck STOP fuck<=======
>[ ] HMS Victor Victorian Fuck Speed
> ~FAST~ ~FASTER~ ~Bwahaha! Speed~
>[ ] Variable speed buck & spin control
>[ ] Unique spring loaded body roll for a realistic feel
>| s |
>| e |
>| w |
>| e | <<== free flowing
>| r | <<== fairy bitch HMS Victor
>| | <<== pee pee
>| p |
>| i |
>| p |
>| e |
>\\ \\
>HMS Victor Victorian gurgling mouth
><<<<<<\\ \\<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>FLUSHED HMS Victor Victorian pitiful nic: \|/ \|/
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