On 14 May 2005 06:48:12 -0700, "Dr. Steelhammer"
<postingcoach@aol.com> wrote:
>Name or Alias or Nickname (optional) :Kristine(Tuxedo).
>Sex, m/f : Female.
>Age :33.
>Height :5'8".
>Hair Colour/Length :Auburn/Shoulder length.
>Country :USA.
>Town/City :Bismark.
>Ethinc Group :Caucasian.
>Job/School :Skilled labor.
>Favourite Madonna Single :Holiday.
>Favourite Madonna Album :Bedtime stories.
>Favourite Hobby/s :Usenet and tennis.
>Women - Fave colour nail polish :Natural.
>Do you have any pets, if so what :A little Chihuahua with one testicle.
>Favourite Magazine :Style.
>Favourite Movie/s :Young Frankenstein.
>Favourite TV Show :MASH.
>Favourite TV Channel :Discovery.
>Your least liked TV Channel :TNN.
>What Would You Do Section :-
>What would you do if............
>..You came face to face with an alien :Challenge it to a game of
>Chinese Checkers.
> ..You saw a big ghost and it is staring at you :Show it my 11 year old
>toenail collection.
>..Had only 60 minutes to live :
>..Were famous :Go shopping with Madonna.
>..Were rich but not famous :Adopt all of the unwanted Chihuahuas in the
>world.
>The Rest :-
>Do you drive :Yo.
>If so what car :1998 Ford truck.
>Favourite food :Greek.
>Favourite Actor :Jimmy Stewart and Chris Jericho.
>Favourite Actress :Madonna and Ginger Rogers.
>Most Embarrasing Moment :Walked in on my Grandfather by accident when he
>was playing with himself.
>Most Scariest Moment :When some punks were trying to break into my house
>when I was home alone. They didn't get in.
>Happiest Moment :When my sister got married.
>What is your biggest fear :That I lose my ISP someday :B
>
>The End, with thanks.
>
>It is with great admiration and inspiration that I return to this News
>Group...A-GAIN,
>
>Tuxedo --- In MID <917-37F69CAD-63@newsd-232.i
Nice profile. You'll fit in real well with the kiddie fuckers.
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>Hell, I might have even posted
>that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a
>twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below
>the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all
>those postings...not an "act" that I read in some "act" book. Trollzilla in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>
>What act? "Kristine" was a very bad joke that lasted far too long. Trollzilla in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>
>What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows
>that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's
>true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about
>having a 23" penis. Trollzilla in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>
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