Doc Rushed to Hospital After Seeing Leonardo in his Skivvies
Dateline- The Fort- May 29, 2009
Doc, NP-f31, was taken to the Emergency Room at The Fort General
Hospital (which is actually Darkshadow's garage) and was treated for
hyperventilation by Dr. Cosmos. Doc is expected to be released when
his erection subsides and blood returns to his head.
'Doc will be just fine,' reported Fort General spokesman Darkshadows,
'it appears that he was looking at Leonardo, who was only wearing
underwear at the time. I've given him a sedative, actually a couple of
glasses of wine to mellow him out. Once the boner goes away there
should be enough blood left for him to function normally. Now, we're
just trying to keep Leonardo away from Doc's boner'.
In a related development, Leonardo received a head bump when Doc
toppled over into him as he passed out or was wrestled to the ground
by his own penis ~ reports are sketchy. Photos of Leonardo's bandaged
forehead have been posted in The Fort by Lucario. Leonardo was treated
for minor abrasions and released. He reports that he was never in any
danger, he had Doc pinned down with his shotgun. "I was keeping my gun
trained on Doc," Leonardo told The Fort Gazette, "It's not that he was
threatening me or anything, it's just that Doc's dick was really big
and seemed to be reaching for me. Doc was trying to control it, but it
had gone crazy, like it had a mind of it's own. I think he actually
tripped over it when he fell into me. I have no intention of pressing
charges against Doc. I know it's not his fault. This sort of thing
happens to me all the time."
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