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Subject: Re: A FORT ANNOUNCEMENT!
From: ":darkshadows:" <dark@shadows.net>
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NP-f31 wrote in news:j0ap05lpkp0ocmq54fsq23fs9o29ede41j@4ax.com:
> Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
>
> As recently appointed Keeper of the Flame, it is my honour to dispense
> my first Official Fort Badge! I have given a lot of thought to how to
> go about this. As consecutive Keepers have made their announcements,
> the protocol has been to change NP letters with each new Keeper. So in
> keeping with tradition I will issue a fresh new series of Badge
> Numbers. In looking at the spiral notebook at young Tommy's scrawling
> it appears that there was never a 'D' series of Badges issued. Seeing
> as how I am Doc, the Dude With the Hair, I think it would be cool to
> have a 'D' Series of Badges.
>
> Now, my first Badge is going to a long time lurker who has been around
> nearly as long as me. He is VERY bashful, but is learning more and
> more about security and I hope one day he will grace us with some
> posts. I think you'd all enjoy his delightful personality.
>
> So gentleboys and gentlemen greet our newest Fort member, let's have a
> BIG Fort welcome for:
>
> *******Ozzie the Mozzie NP-d01*********
>
> Wear your Badge proudly, my friend. No one can take it away from you.
> Welcome to the family!
>
> Have A Beautiful Day,
>
> Doc
> NP-f31
>
> PS- You may now report to the Fat Girls Bathroom and relieve Mikey Dee
> NP-g22 of his cleaning duties.
>
Ozzie the Mozzie?
Sounds like someone just perfect for the Fat Gurls Bathroom duty. LOL.
Welcome abroad(mis-spell intentional as he will realize its meaning
should he survive the fat gurls spa). Hopefully he can find the
industrial jet-powered pressure washer. Last I saw of it, DJ had
finished washing his dune buggy with it and was headed over to KH's
trailor. Something about Cosmos needing his yearly bath. I advise
everyone to steer clear of KH's trailer until the furball recuperates.
Tell Ozzie to drop by the local nuclear plant to pick up some of their
industrial waste discharge. It should be able to knock out the
abnormally strong vapours coming from the F.G.B.. The last person who
was near the place was overcome with noxious gases. And he was a mile
upwind from it. The poor kid is still a bit delirius from the
experience. He mutters something about a vast wasteland devoid of all
plant and animal life. Like an atomic bomb had been detonated.
I will advise Haz-Mat and the local EMS to stand by.
darkshadows
np-g07
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