Facts About Fathers
No matter how old you are, you are still a snotty-nose kid to your dad.
satisfaction.
When a father says "no," he really means, "ask your mother."
vote yet.
trust him not to tell.
Fathers are perfect, problems are created by children
worked.
Always agree with your father. Then he cannot say "I told you so!"
Never tell father he is wrong, it will only irritate him.
mistake.
when he was a kid.
find it.
Never argue with your dad. And if you do, never think you will win.
equipment.
decides what they are.
Experience is something your father will always have more of, and you
cannot get enough of.
repeat them.
Fathers are the only judges that can convict without evidence.
If you have outgrown your need for fatherly advice, be sure not to
mention it to him.
No matter what is broken, dad has a tool that can fix it or render it
unfixable.
If dad does not have an answer, he will pretend not hear the question.
money.
Father is the person that you can always call on - just be sure to call
during halftime.
Dad owns the remote control, but you are welcome to use the lawnmower.
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