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Subject: Re: 25 Signs That You Have Grown Up
From: TomBa <nobody@nowhere.com>
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darkshadows <oh@no.net> wrote in news:Xns9BCBC041E9B00batcavenet@
216.151.153.22:
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> 25 Signs That You Have Grown Up
>
> Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
> Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
> You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
> You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
> You watch the Weather Channel.
> Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."
> You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
> Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
> You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
> won't turn down the stereo.
> Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
> You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
> Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
> You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
> Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
> You take naps from noon to 6 PM
> Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
> Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
> than settle, your stomach.
> If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
not
> condoms and pregnancy tests.
> A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
> You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
> "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
> drink that much again."
> 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
> You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
> You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't
> apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.
>
>
One omission: You don't feel guilty about going to bed when your tired;
the extra 6 hours staying awake don't provide anything important. As a
corrolary, it's fun to hassle your room mates who are nursing a hangover
at 11AM the next day...
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TomBa NP-f36
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