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From: +Grant <+Grant@grant.grant>
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Subject: Re: Hear YE!! Hear Ye !! The Wiz is leaving the planet.
Date: 15 Dec 2008 18:26:01 -0600
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In article <Xns9B74F20D68478923761864jkmsbxb@yourdomain.com>, The Wiz
NP-f42 <not@thefort.com> wrote:
> Here we are, I am Bobber I will be your announcer for tonights events,
> coming to you from the Fort main meeting hall, streaming live on the AFP
> podcast radio. Tonights events are, of course, the initiating a new fort
> member and the transfer power from The Wiz to Quid$ditch. Who will
> because the new keeper of the flame and the official officer to issue new
> ID's to new members. This duty, as you might have guessed, includes the
> holding of the keys, to the hall of records.
>
> The Wiz seems to really going all out on this event, I heard the the fort
> wine cellar has been refilled and every freezer in the fort is full of
> Ice Cream of every imaginable flavor. I also heard that the Pool was
> filled with seltzer water. That has got to tickle on a little bare booty
> and make soft little parts stand tall.
>
> The Guests are all filing the hall how. The Wiz was greeting everyone at
> the door. He is approaching the stage and the room begins to quiet. He is
> now at the podium.........
>
> keeper now for about four years. I had taken it over from Invisible NP-
> f07 who needed to leave the Fort abruptly. Today I pass the torch to
> another wonderful soul. Who I am confidant will do a fantastic job. I ask
> you to give him all the kindness and respect I have gotten from each of
>
> But, the last straw was Etan. Etan NP-g19 hurt me worse than words can
> tell. In all my years of service to the Fort I have not spoke ill will
> towards anyone. Until now, As this is the eve of my death, I must speak
> my peace.
>
> Etan your actions hurt more than any words, you could ever have said and
> drugs are no excuse for what you have done. I understand pain and fear,
> but, purposely inflicting pain and willfully misleading others with lies
> or misconceptions, about those who have only given respect and best
> wishes, is just WRONG. So, Etan you can stand proud knowing that you ARE!
>
> Thank you Members for allowing me say my peace.
>
>
> If you will just lean down a bit for me.
>
> Lighting Flashing! Thundering Fire! Wind that blows my commands up
> higher!
>
> I COMMAND thee forever more to be known AS .........Bing
>
> ......BING......Bang....FLASH...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap ZAP
> (((KABOOOOOOOOOOOM))) ....twinkle...ping*'
>
>
>
>
> ( ( ( ( ( ((quid$ditch NP-g23)) ) ) ) ) )
>
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>
> The New keeper of the flame and holder of the key to the hall of records.
>
> Welcome To The Fort Family! Blessings to all, Long live the Fort.
>
> Bobber says: with that folks, The Wiz moves back to center stage and with
> wands in both hands, he lifts his arms. (look out darkshadows) Smoke
> wands and with a flash and explosion of a lighting bolt that hits where
> The Wiz was standing. He is ...... gone!!! but, wait, there are little
> parachutes falling out of the cloud. Parachutes holding little Hersey
> kisses, no ... there little butt shapes. LOL.!! The wiz leaves us with a
> chocolate moon. Hundreds of chocolate moons falling from the cloud as the
> cloud vents thought the new hole in the roof......
>
> -------------------- Good Bye Dear Friends ------------------------
Forgiving will lighten your heart and give you peace. Please try.
Remember you have true friends here who will care for you always.
--
Grant
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