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From: HMS Victor Victorian <VictorVictorian@HRM.com>
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Subject: Re: Hear YE!! Hear Ye !! The Wiz is leaving the planet.
Date: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:08:27 -0700
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On 15 Dec 2008 01:49:01 -0600, "The Wiz NP-f42" <not@thefort.com>
wrote:
>Here we are, I am Bobber I will be your announcer for tonights events,
>coming to you from the Fort main meeting hall, streaming live on the AFP
>podcast radio. Tonights events are, of course, the initiating a new fort
>member and the transfer power from The Wiz to Quid$ditch. Who will
>because the new keeper of the flame and the official officer to issue new
>ID's to new members. This duty, as you might have guessed, includes the
>holding of the keys, to the hall of records.
>
>The Wiz seems to really going all out on this event, I heard the the fort
>wine cellar has been refilled and every freezer in the fort is full of
>Ice Cream of every imaginable flavor. I also heard that the Pool was
>filled with seltzer water. That has got to tickle on a little bare booty
>and make soft little parts stand tall.
>
>The Guests are all filing the hall how. The Wiz was greeting everyone at
>the door. He is approaching the stage and the room begins to quiet. He is
>now at the podium.........
>
>keeper now for about four years. I had taken it over from Invisible NP-
>f07 who needed to leave the Fort abruptly. Today I pass the torch to
>another wonderful soul. Who I am confidant will do a fantastic job. I ask
>you to give him all the kindness and respect I have gotten from each of
>
>But, the last straw was Etan. Etan NP-g19 hurt me worse than words can
>tell. In all my years of service to the Fort I have not spoke ill will
>towards anyone. Until now, As this is the eve of my death, I must speak
>my peace.
>
>Etan your actions hurt more than any words, you could ever have said and
>drugs are no excuse for what you have done. I understand pain and fear,
>but, purposely inflicting pain and willfully misleading others with lies
>or misconceptions, about those who have only given respect and best
>wishes, is just WRONG. So, Etan you can stand proud knowing that you ARE!
>
>Thank you Members for allowing me say my peace.
>
>
>If you will just lean down a bit for me.
>
>Lighting Flashing! Thundering Fire! Wind that blows my commands up
>higher!
>
>I COMMAND thee forever more to be known AS .........Bing
>
>......BING......Bang....FLASH...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap ZAP
>(((KABOOOOOOOOOOOM))) ....twinkle...ping*'
>
>
>
>
> ( ( ( ( ( ((quid$ditch NP-g23)) ) ) ) ) )
>
>
>
>
>
>The New keeper of the flame and holder of the key to the hall of records.
>
>Welcome To The Fort Family! Blessings to all, Long live the Fort.
>
>Bobber says: with that folks, The Wiz moves back to center stage and with
>wands in both hands, he lifts his arms. (look out darkshadows) Smoke
>wands and with a flash and explosion of a lighting bolt that hits where
>The Wiz was standing. He is ...... gone!!! but, wait, there are little
>parachutes falling out of the cloud. Parachutes holding little Hersey
>kisses, no ... there little butt shapes. LOL.!! The wiz leaves us with a
>chocolate moon. Hundreds of chocolate moons falling from the cloud as the
>cloud vents thought the new hole in the roof......
>
>-------------------- Good Bye Dear Friends ------------------------
Yes. Goodbye and thank you. 'Tis a melancholy circumstance, my dear!
Yet, I must advance congratulation to the new keeper, expressing my
complete satisfaction that the Fort shall continue. I have but one
concern regarding the ascension--How does one say his name?
My very best,
HMS Victor Victorian NP-g18
God Save the Queen!
God Preserve the Prince of Wales!
Rule Britannia!
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