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From: "The Wiz NP-f42" <not@thefort.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.prettyboy
Subject: Hear YE!! Hear Ye !! The Wiz is leaving the planet.
Date: 15 Dec 2008 01:49:01 -0600
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Here we are, I am Bobber I will be your announcer for tonights events,
coming to you from the Fort main meeting hall, streaming live on the AFP
podcast radio. Tonights events are, of course, the initiating a new fort
member and the transfer power from The Wiz to Quid$ditch. Who will
because the new keeper of the flame and the official officer to issue new
ID's to new members. This duty, as you might have guessed, includes the
holding of the keys, to the hall of records.
The Wiz seems to really going all out on this event, I heard the the fort
wine cellar has been refilled and every freezer in the fort is full of
Ice Cream of every imaginable flavor. I also heard that the Pool was
filled with seltzer water. That has got to tickle on a little bare booty
and make soft little parts stand tall.
The Guests are all filing the hall how. The Wiz was greeting everyone at
the door. He is approaching the stage and the room begins to quiet. He is
now at the podium.........
keeper now for about four years. I had taken it over from Invisible NP-
f07 who needed to leave the Fort abruptly. Today I pass the torch to
another wonderful soul. Who I am confidant will do a fantastic job. I ask
you to give him all the kindness and respect I have gotten from each of
But, the last straw was Etan. Etan NP-g19 hurt me worse than words can
tell. In all my years of service to the Fort I have not spoke ill will
towards anyone. Until now, As this is the eve of my death, I must speak
my peace.
Etan your actions hurt more than any words, you could ever have said and
drugs are no excuse for what you have done. I understand pain and fear,
but, purposely inflicting pain and willfully misleading others with lies
or misconceptions, about those who have only given respect and best
wishes, is just WRONG. So, Etan you can stand proud knowing that you ARE!
Thank you Members for allowing me say my peace.
If you will just lean down a bit for me.
Lighting Flashing! Thundering Fire! Wind that blows my commands up
higher!
I COMMAND thee forever more to be known AS .........Bing
......BING......Bang....FLASH...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap ZAP
(((KABOOOOOOOOOOOM))) ....twinkle...ping*'
( ( ( ( ( ((quid$ditch NP-g23)) ) ) ) ) )
The New keeper of the flame and holder of the key to the hall of records.
Welcome To The Fort Family! Blessings to all, Long live the Fort.
Bobber says: with that folks, The Wiz moves back to center stage and with
wands in both hands, he lifts his arms. (look out darkshadows) Smoke
wands and with a flash and explosion of a lighting bolt that hits where
The Wiz was standing. He is ...... gone!!! but, wait, there are little
parachutes falling out of the cloud. Parachutes holding little Hersey
kisses, no ... there little butt shapes. LOL.!! The wiz leaves us with a
chocolate moon. Hundreds of chocolate moons falling from the cloud as the
cloud vents thought the new hole in the roof......
-------------------- Good Bye Dear Friends ------------------------
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