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From: +Grant <+Grant@grant.grant>
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Subject: Re: Overcrowded church
Date: 25 Oct 2008 18:54:01 -0500
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In article <mnk5g4t473ha5pagahu2niip8oifii3q8h@4ax.com>, mikey dee
<aamichaellg@gmail.com> wrote:
> The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing
> capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the
> sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats
> entered thru the rear of the church.
>
> One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other
> stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their
> coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
>
> The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet
> for Jesus stay in your seats!"
>
> Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran
> out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.
>
> After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in
> the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.
>
> The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All
> right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the
> service."
So true.
Not just in church or with religion.
--
Grant
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