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From: Morpheus <Morpheus@dreamland.com>
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Subject: Re: Pastor's Ass
Date: 19 Oct 2008 12:28:02 -0500
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On Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:11:56 -0700, mikey dee wrote
(in article <ssjlf49g7864petms42k4f7a3s39c6hhtr@4ax.com>):
> The
> Pastor's Ass
>
>
>
> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
> it won.
>
> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
> that he entered it in the
> race
> again, and it won again.
>
>
> The local paper read:
>
>
> PASTOR'S
> ASS OUT FRONT.
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
> publicity that he ordered
> the
> pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>
>
>
> The next day, the local paper headline
> read:
>
>
>
> BISHOP
> SCRATCHES
> PASTOR'S
> ASS.
>
> This was too much for the bishop, so he
> ordered the pastor to get
> rid
> of the donkey.
>
>
> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
> nearby convent.
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
> the following headline
> the
> next day:
>
>
> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
>
> The bishop fainted.
>
> He informed the nun that she would have to
> get rid of the donkey, so she
> sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
>
>
> The next day the paper read:
>
> NUN
> SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>
> This was too much for the bishop , so he
> ordered the nun to buy back
> the
> donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
> wild.
>
>
>
> The next day the headlines read:
>
> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. < BR>
> The bishop was buried the next day.
>
>
> The moral of the story is . . being
> concerned about public opinion
> can bring you much grief and misery . .
> even shorten you r life.
>
>
> So be yourself and enjoy life.
>
>
> Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
> you'll be a lot happier
> and
> live longer!
>
> Have a great day!
Good one.
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