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From: Frogbutt <frog@pamboisinsane.org>
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Subject: Re: TO ALL WHO MAY ATTEND New ID issued in the Great Hall. - 1 attachment
Date: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:14:26 +0000 (UTC)
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Ghost <deadly@night.shade> wrote in
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> On Apr 20, 2008, HMS Victor Victorian wrote:
>
>> On 20 Apr 2008 15:00:02 -0500, "The Wiz NP-f42" <not@thefort.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> "Welcome to Bobbers podcast" Bobber announces "Tonight is a special
>>> event indeed, Tonight we gain a new ID'd member to the Fort Family"
>>> "The Great Hall is dressed to receive a Queen" "My sources tell me
>>> that Her Majesty the Queen will not be able to attend tonight's
>>> event do to other obligations." "Her Majesty was kind enough to send
>>> some wonderful representatives in her stead" "and they are LIBERA!!"
>>> "Not just the latest group, the whole lot of them from past and
>>> future" "We join The Wizard on stage now"
>>>
>>> Welcome everyone, please take your seats.
>>>
>>> Thank You all for showing up for the great Fort Event. It has been
>>> so long since our last member was christened with a shiny new ID.
>>> The last was of course Zodiac NP-g17 a dear friend.
>>>
>>> Shall we begin? Would HMS Victor Victorian come up to the stage
>>> please? Yes, kneel right in front of me. Here yes, thank you.
>>>
>>> "I see Darkshadows hiding in his fire proof and I was speaking to KH
>>> earlyer and he told me his had to sedate his cat because of what is
>>> about to happen" Bobber whispers
>>>
>>> Lightening Flashing! Thundering Fire! Wind that blows my commands up
>>> higher!
>>>
>>> I COMMAND thee forever more to be known AS .........Bing
>>>
>>> ......BING......Bang....FLASH...ZAP ZAP (((KOOOOOOOOOOOM)))
>>> ....twinkle...ping*
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> ( ( ( ( ((HMS Victor Victorian NP-g18)) ) ) ) )
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Wear it with pride. : ) Play fair, be safe and most of all have fun.
>>>
>>> Welcome To The Fort Family!
>>>
>> I am indeed honoured to have received this prestigious assignment
>> and
>> am proud to wear this hallowed designation as a medal upon my very
>> staid blazer.
>>
>> I should have responded more promptly, but I had to hobble off to the
>> WC to put out my smoldering hair. I fear I was rather inept in that
>> effort, in so much as it was quite difficult to scuttle over there
>> through the celebrating throngs whilst still on my knees.
>>
>> May I please get up now?
>> (Does anyone else smell something burning?)
>>
>> Thank you!
>>
>> HMS Victor Victorian NP-g18
>>
>> God Save Her Majesty the Queen.
>> God Preserve the Prince of Wales.
>> Rule Britannia!
>
> I don't suppose that the Wiz told you about your new duties now that
> you been made part of the family. A power washer is a must. I sure you
> can get one from the hardware store.
>
> Also the pool needs cleaning. But with your new duties I sure it will
> be someone else who will see to it.
>
> Feed the cake and cookies to get them out of the room. It helps in the
> long run other wise they get in the way and make it much harder to do
> your work.
>
> Have a good time NP-g18
>
It would be nice if the ignorant wanking child molester had at least a
couple of living brain cells, but that would be asking too much from a
pedo.
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