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From: "JAM-mimg" <JAM-ming@thef0rt.nut>
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Subject: Re: post in the other
Date: Tue, 01 Aug 2006 21:04:18 -0500
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JAM-mimg <JAM-ming@thefort.net> Wrote:
> u can post boy magazine in the other place for me instead of
> here..............if u want 2.
> thanx
Start psychological profiling
POSTER: JAM-mimg <JAM-ming@thefort.net>
Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
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Word Count: 18
Full Stops: 2
Exclamations: 0
Questions: 0
Total Sentences: 2
Long Words: 2
Average Sentence Length: 9
Percentage of Long Words: 11.11%
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Gunning Fog Index: 8.04
Flesch-Kincaid Score: 21
Analysing 2 keywords:
* magazine
* instead
Performing Keyword Analysis:
Keyword 1 of 2:
* magazine:
JAM-mimg is prone to be an alcoholic or drug abuser who exhibits 'skid
row,' self-abasing behavior.
Keyword 2 of 2:
* instead:
Expect JAM-mimg to be inclined to excuse, justify and rationalise what
he does because he feels abused and victimised by others.
JAM-mimg conforms to Factitious personality disorder with
Obsessive-Compulsive subtype tendencies.
Primary Motivation: to impress his individuality on others.
Secondary Motivation: to test the attitudes of others toward himself.
*** Fog Index within normal tolerance ***
*** ACRIMONIOUS CUNT ALERT ***
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JAM-mimg writes in short, choppy sentences with an average sentence
length of 9. This person is over-excited, incongruous and insubordinate.
*** Mental sloth indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are inconsistent. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.
*** Flesch-Kincaid grade within tolerance ***
*** MENTAL SLOTH ALERT ***
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Extraneous Periods: 13
This person is disturbed, random and unassuming. Expect JAM-mimg to be
unable to deal directly with stressful situations; defence mechanisms
indicate serious personality maladjustment as they appear to have become
the dominant mode of responding to problems..
*** Weak-mind indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are indeterminate. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.
*** Scatterbrain indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are questionable. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.
*** Agitation indicators only just within tolerance ***
Calculation results are unconfirmed. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.
*** Narcissism indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are doubtful. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.
*** Fastidiousness indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are unconfirmed. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.
*** Sycophancy indicators scarcely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are indeterminate. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.
*** Infantilism indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are questionable. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.
The following questions are recommended to make JAM-mimg blow up and
spit:
1: Have your parents stopped practicing their screaming matches in
public places?
2: Do you think your obituary should be a full article with a picture?
3: Will your hair grow back?
Personality Summary (Part A):
1: emotionally unstable
2: highly dogmatic
3: adolescent
Personality Summary (Part B):
4: intoning, hoofed, idiosyncratic fly
5: ulcerating, rump-riding, tempest-tossed imbiber
6: squawking, smoldering, doped clam
Challenge/Response Predictors
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Challenge 1: Have you stopped feeling inadequate after sex yet?
Expected Response 1: JAM-mimg is likely to display agitation, trembling
and twitching; may also be accompanied by palpitations.
Challenge 2: Your lover forgets your birthday. Do you accuse them of not
loving you anymore?
Expected Response 2: JAM-mimg is susceptible to have a strong desire or
sense of compulsion to take stimulants.
Challenge 3: Would you physically kiss your boss's arse to get a
promotion?
Expected Response 3: JAM-mimg is predisposed to enter back into a
relationship with a romantic partner after the partner has repeatedly
cheated.
End psychological profiling for JAM-mimg <JAM-ming@thefort.net>
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