Sissy HMS Vicky Medical History Questionnaire - Confidential
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Preface:
Sissy HMS Vicky,
We need for you to fill out this Medical History form in preparation
for
a possible Fort Usenet Castration of you in the future. Thank you for
your cooperation.
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Last Name: VICTORIAN
First Name: VICTOR VLADIMIR
Today's Date: THE DAY AFTER YESTERDAY, BUT A DAY BEFORE TOMORROW
Birth Date: I WAS TOO YOUNG TO DATE AT THE TIME
Age: PHYSICALLY OR MENTALLY?
[ ] Male [ ] Female [X ] other (please be specific) INDEPENDENT
Home Phone: NONE
Cell Phone: NONE
Work Phone: DOESN'T WORK AT PRESENT
Driver's License #: SORRY, DON'T FANCY GOLF, MUCH.
Note: That's enough of the above information for now; we can always
get
more of that type in the future. We need to quickly get you to answer
the following questions.
01 Is it OK to leave medical messages on your answering machine?
YOU'LL FIND THAT RATHER DIFFICULT, BUT YOU MAY CERTAINLY MAKE THE
ATTEMPT.
02 How did you learn about Pig Castrator Hatchet Mus.cled George
medical/surgical practice?
IN THE SAME MANNER AS MOST FIRMS: THROUGH IRRITATINGLY SHAMELESS SELF
PROMOTIONAL HARANGUE. (OR WAS IT PLAYING DOCTOR IN THE FIRST GRADE?)
03 When was the last time that you could visually see what you have
between your legs? PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW ONE MIGHT 'SEE' UN-VISUALLY.
PERHAPS I'LL GIVE IT A BASH.
04 What exactly did you see between your legs? THE GROUND.
05 Do you constantly have an extreme itching sensation between your
legs? ONLY IN THE PROXIMITY OF CATS.
06 What sexual human parts do you have in addition to a clitoris and
vagina? HOW MIGHT YOU KNOW THAT? HAVE YOU A CAMERA INSTALLED IN MY
KNICKERS?
07 What do you use to urinate with? A URINAL, OF COURSE ... WHICH
SHOULD CAST DOUBT ON THE VERACITY OF THE QUESTION ASKED IN ITEM 6.
08 In addition to your mouth and rectum, what other areas do you use a
dildo on? MY CAT, WHEN I CAN CATCH THE BUGGER.
09 Has another human being ever performed sexual intercourse with you?
NO, BUT I HAVE HAD FRIENDS WITH WHOM I PERFORMED THEATRE.
10 Has a non-human being animal ever performed sexual intercourse with
you? NO. DEAR GOD ... YOU'RE SURELY NOT GOING TO INFORM ME THAT YOU
HAVE! OR ARE YOU A 'HUMAN-BEING-ANIMAL'? WORST CASE SCENARIO, EITHER
WAY.
11 What types and quantity of animals were there?
WHERE? TO WHAT LOCATION DO YOU REFER?
12 What is your preferred sexual partner? [ ] Human [ ] Animal
WHAT! NO "OTHER'? HOW THEN DOES THE ARTICLE YOU'VE INQUIRED OF IN
ITEM 8 FIT IN?
Questions for Medical Research
01 If and when you ever reach orgasm, what exactly happens?
(Please fill in ALL of the blank lines provided below)
FILL THE BLANKS? WOULDN'T THAT RATHER GUM UP THE FORM?
Sincerely,
HMS Victor Victorian, NP-g18
God Save the Queen.
God Bless the Prince of Wales.
God Preserve the Windsors.
Rule Britannia!
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