On Wed, 05 Dec 2012 16:41:50 -0500, dimmy <dimmy@noride> wrote:
>On 05 Dec 2012 13:35:16 GMT, fk@NotReal (Fort Kittens (Registered))
>wrote:
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>>Meow Fort,
>>We have just upgraded our computer systems to Windows 8.
>>This MS operating system upgrade wiped out lots of our utilities. Once we get them back, we can continue posting some cute boy photographs like in the attached...
>>Yesterday, a Microsoft technician connected with our upgraded new computer and taught it how to open the Microsoft Internet Explorer. Yesterday, that same MS technician taught the Windows 8 operating system how to open our Microsoft email account on Hotmail.
>>** Today, a different MS technician connected online and scarred the Windows 8 operating system to stop displaying messages like:
>>Failure Configuring Windows Updates
>>Reverting Changes
>>Do Not Turn Off Your Computer
>>Fort Kittens (Registered) #2
>
>r u fucking serious? u needed a tech to learn how to open explorer?
>how the fuck did you ever get the machine started? or figure out how
>to get out of bed? omg
Dimmy, you have earned your nickname. You are not very bright. The
Fort Kittens were posting 'in character'. It was a very funny post and
you missed the humor. If you need me to, I can explain it to you in
simple terms.
Helpfully yours,
Doc
NP-f31
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