FROM: Doc NP-f31
> Hello Fort Members!
>
> Let's give a BIG Fort welcome to the newest recipient of a Fort Badge:
>
> BenDog2000
>
> NP-d09
>
> So let it be written in the spiral notebook that Tommy NP keeps in his
> desk drawer along with his favorite jerk off magazines.
>
> At last the Group Troll can stop cleaning the Fat Girls Bathroom by
> scaring them away.
Like man.....I was starting to get scared myself cause them FAT Girls was
starting to look good to me.
So to you, BenDog2000, hereafter known around the world and under the bed
as NP-d09, I - NP-d08 - give you the mop&bucket and keys to the FAT Girls
Bathroom. remember to wear heavy waterproof boots, rubber gloves, an
oxygen tank with mask so you can breath while inside, and remember to
keep your screaming as low as possible. A steam cleaner is a necessity!
Don't forget to keep the Tampon Tray full at all times, and never - I say
Never - look into the trash can. I wish you well!
>
> Congratulations to a much deserving poster! When I get time tomorrow,
> I'm going to start a posting party in BD's honor. I hope you all will
> join in the fun.
>
> Stay Safe,
>
> Doc
> NP-f31
>
> Keeper of the Flame
> Burper of Bottle Fed Babies
> Peeker of White Finnish Peppus
> Ogler of Sonny
> President of the Victor Victorian Fan Club
> Reformed Pirate
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