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Subject: My Favourite Animal - ChickenFancier.jpg (1 of 1, 10936 bytes) yEnc (0/1)
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Date: 27 Jan 2012 03:22:05 GMT
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My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was,
and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have
been right, because everyone else laughed.My
parents told me to always tell the truth. I did.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my
teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's
office. I told him what happened, and he
laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it
again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what
my favorite *live* animal was. I told her it
was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her
it was because you could make them into fried
chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to
be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it
when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
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