On Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:35:41 +1000, MotherCat@fortress.co.uk wrote:
>At 3.53pm GMT, 23 August 2011, the three Fort Kittens were placed in a
>leather bag which was secured with rope, and drowned in a pond at
>North Somerset. They struggled valiantly but quite briefly, and were
>pronounced dead at the scene at 4.22pm by an assistant Coroner
>visiting North Somerset from East London.
I do hope the coroner was offered a pint for his trouble. Dead
kittens, a nasty business that...
>There will be a cremation on a specially prepared funeral pyre two
>miles strictly due east of Grimley Manor in Dorset on Friday 26 August
>2011, at 3.00pm. Refreshment will be served prior to the ashes being
>scattered in the immediate vicinity.
You should have cremated him first and then drowned the ashes. Just a
thought for when Mus.cled George's turn comes.
>Please send flowers as tributes, to Grimley Manor.
I'll send a decontamination unit for a site cleanup. We can probably
get Superfund monies to cover the cost.
>Our grief knows no end.
Mine does.
>Requiescat in Pace, Fort Kittens.
>Gone, but not forgotten.
We can only hope...
Doc
NP-f31
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